Ladies and Gentlemen, Jerks@Lunch!

"EmbraceTheRasp" (embracetherasp) 05/19/2016 at 12:52 • Filed to: None

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This is Northeast parking at its finest. Lines are but suggestions. You are the most important person in the world.

Hilariously, there is a lady in the passenger’s seat of that godawful Infiniti. It’s running. She says “I’m just waiting on a to-go order. But still there 10 mins later. Hasn’t moved. Meanwhile, the lot has started shifting to compensate.

By the end of lunch they’ll have moved the spaces on full space right and order will be restored until the next Infantiti is parked.

UPDATE

It was all going great. Now this guy in the Status shows up. The Kibberia is bringing out the best efforts in worst parking.

So the schwarma is so good here I came back today. This is the lot at the moment. Again. Not a care in the world for anything as limiting as “defined spaces” or “caring about anyone but yourself” or “basic spatial awareness” or “take more than one try”

Bytemite > EmbraceTheRasp 05/19/2016 at 12:56

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o shit! There’s a Veloster turbo right there!

here come dat boi.

CalzoneGolem > EmbraceTheRasp 05/19/2016 at 12:57

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That sign font is the real crime here.

For Sweden > Bytemite 05/19/2016 at 12:57

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o shit waddup

B/Xmrrmvr > EmbraceTheRasp 05/19/2016 at 13:05

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Yeah, from my experience PA drivers are pretty awful.

Svend > EmbraceTheRasp 05/19/2016 at 13:16

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Probably best to keep clear of that Infiniti anyway.

MUSASHI66 > EmbraceTheRasp 05/19/2016 at 13:26

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I just googled that place and now I want falafel.

Honeybunchesofgoats > B/Xmrrmvr 05/19/2016 at 13:42

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As someone who has spent much time driving in New York, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania, I can confirm this. NY and NJ drivers can be aggressive and even reckless, but PA drivers are just bad, bad drivers. Philly drivers are even worse, since right of way in Philadelphia is determined by which car cares less about body damage.

Stapleface > Honeybunchesofgoats 05/19/2016 at 14:07

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Funny little story. My brother in law was driving through Philly a handful of years back when he got hit by a Septa bus. No body damage, but left some nasty tire scuffs on his back bumper. The Septa driver (and the cop!) tried to get him not to file a police report because it was in the city, and things just happen. Um, what?

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden 05/19/2016 at 14:13

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You spelled “shuddup” wrong

Honeybunchesofgoats > Stapleface 05/19/2016 at 14:44

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Septa bus drivers are insane. You could always tell when the drivers were near the end of their shifts, because they’d jump lights and slam their brakes coming up to a stop (and since Philly’s public transportation was designed by idiots, the stops can be literally every single block).

Philly really doesn’t do traffic violations, anyway.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Bytemite 05/19/2016 at 14:47

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I thought the turbos had to be referred to as Velosteraptors?

Bytemite > haveacarortwoorthree2 05/19/2016 at 15:15

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That works too. Its nice when cars have names like Veloster. It ain’t no 328i.